There is no average

just me, myself, and I.


unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)




this is literally how we play dnd

this isn’t even a joke

if you play DnD and haven’t seen this video then you are missing out…if you have then here it is again for your viewing pleasure

if you don’t play dnd and want to, then here is just a taste of what you are in for!




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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”


Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source



  • nobody is fucking saying he hasn’t been a fucking asshole
  • nobody is saying that he didn’t deserve to lose because he’s been playing dirty this whole race


  • he’s fifteen
  • he’s a child
  • he doesn’t ride for himself
  • he rides because of his mom
  • it’s the ONLY thing he sees that makes him worth anything
  • and if you don’t think there’s something fucking tragic and sad about that fuck off????

What is this post about? Horse riding?



Marlowe goes up to the counter and begins ordering a coffee, but before he can finish he is stabbed to death. No one will ever know what he was going to order, but some say it would have been better than what Shakespeare ordered.


a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian


a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian



Okay, I know this happened a while ago as well, but it seems to be happening again. Bolded text, sometimes underlined, with a green link symbol in the right corner. DO NOT CLICK THEM. Most of the time, you can scroll over it and it will show you a download thing. Please please don’t click it, doing so can place viruses on your computer or laptop. So, SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE. Get everyone to know that it’s happening once again, and hopefully it will be fixed so we can all resume tumbling.

I remember I used to get these things, and it was because something had downloaded itself onto my extensions in chrome, so if you see these, check your extensions/apps that you have in your browser and disable/delete any you don’t recognize


The eyepatch isnt just for show, you know.


current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight