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ragemorelove:

This is how I plan to be as a parent


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princessmarshmallow:

danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

I don’t understand all of this anti-The Anime’s stuff I’ve been seeing lately. I’ve been using this drug lightly over the last few years, and I’ve been leading a healthy, happy lifestyle. It’s all things in moderation, people.

I’ve never once seen one of these posts about The Sherlocks or the Supernaturals, and those can have many of the same effects as The Animes. Hell, I’ve not seen ANYTHING about the harmful effects of The Homestucks. THAT one has been known to cause greying of the skin!


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anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT


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yourscientistfriend:

jaclcfrost:

places i feel connected to on a spiritual level

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Theres a place that is literally called

Hell for Certain

I want to bring up Intercourse Pennsylvania.

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copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.


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noonereadstheurl:

grimbarkness:

kankri-is-triggered:

My brother made a really cool map that shows the length of each HS act.

One page = 1 pixel.

whoa

One page = 1 pixel.


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chadleymacguff:

yogaboi:

My god Kraft what are you selling me 

I don’t know but i’ll take 7


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thefrogman:

A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf. 

Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]


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braisedpheasant:

The frog and the snail are definitely buds, but the mantis is like, “ONWARD, MIGHTY STEED!!”