There is no average

just me, myself, and I.

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

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heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

Anonymous asked: "4, 6, 7, 12, 17, 22, 26, 44, 45, 49, 58, 65, 69, 79, 89, 93, 95, 99"

4) What do you think about most?

probably sex, not gonna lie. I think about sex a lot…

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

it depends on how hot/cold my room is. Generally I just sleep in a pair of underwear though.

7) What’s your strangest talent?

Well. I can put my foot behind my head about80% of the time (usually 95% if I stretch). Um… I don’t really know?

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

*thinks back to kindergarten* Noooo….. >.>;

17) What was the last lie you told?

"Yeah I totally only spent $66 on getting my hair dyed today and didn’t buy shampoo to keep the colour in."

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope. I want to though.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Meh. Some days. Most days actually.

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Legally like in a theater? Deliver Us From Evil. Illegally online? Vampire Academy.

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

my ego got pretty hurt that one time…

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

I went to public school. what do you think?

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No. I tried.

65) Spit or swallow?(;

depends on many factors.

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Pffft. Why does that even need a “be honest” in front of it? Yes. Hell yes.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

The single best decision I’ve made in life is also probably the single worst decision I’ve made in life. Make of that what you will.

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

"Are you sexually active" asked by a doctor in front of my parents. I lie everytime

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

None of them. Yeah, I’ve been through some shit. But if I take that away, I’d change who I fundamentally am as a person. And like I said, most days I like myself so why would I wanna change me?

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

gERMANY GERMANY GERMANYYYYYYY

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Uhh… I just *trips over microphone cord* shit I’m *covers face with hands* STOP BEING DICKS TO WOMEN AND YEAH LOVE YOURSELF AND UM UM HAVE A GOOD LIFE????

tsuncheru:

but what if Saix actually feel something but he just keep convincing himself ‘no, nobodies don’t have hearts, you can’t feel, don’t be fooled ‘

because well i’m gonna lie down and cry

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

idiot-skull:

honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

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